I have noticed there have been a lot of "hi I'm new" threads. Here is suggestion.

Long ago I used to be a very active member on the adult swim forums. For new users, there was a period where you couldn't post. It was mandatory that you read the rules and you only had to read the forums to see whats what.

I dont know how that would work here but its a suggestion.

Mr Teddy Boo is all alone,
Needs a place to call his own
He needs genuine love and a place to stay.
Will you be his friend today?

When I was in high-school, it was customary for parents to send their children Valentines gifts. The kids would walk around with balloons, cards, stuffed animals and such. It rarely happened to me. My senior year I was called to the lab to receive a gift. I thought "who in the world would send me a Valentines day gift?" I walked into the lad and there was Teddy Boo with a red bow. He was the only brown bear in the room. It was my mom and was so happy that day. I felt quite special.

Now I'm older and I'm getting rid of my stuffed animals. We are getting our home remodeled and I'm planning on moving out. Teddy Boo is the first to go. Give me a good reason and ill let you have Teddy Boo. I hope he will be good to you as he was to me.

EDIT: Told my mama I was giving away the bear and she got upset and said she wanted it. Can't deny my mom. Sorry milobased. I replaced the pic with my new car I got a few days ago. What should I name her?

I got a pm from an anonymous user asking, "Are you really a black female?." I said, "Yes. Why?" Anonymous said, "Its just weird to see black girls on here." That's not the first pm I have received in that manner.

Now I feel bad and creeped out. Like I'm not supposed to be here or something. Its all good though. Really, what websites do you think black woman join??

So how do you feel about a black woman on NG? A fat black woman at that.

Note: I know you guys are probably tired of me talking about stuff like this.

EDIT: Well its spring break and Im going to the beach for a few days. Going to get a tan and, eat crab legs and stare at speedo bulges all day. See you guys in about a week or so. Ill bring back a few souvenirs.

EDIT EDIT:
BACK FROM THE BEACH!!!!! I had a great time! I didn't get to see any speedo men, but I did get see dead jelly fish. I ate crab legsuntil I passed out. I especially enjoyed my godson and the baby girls. They tried to build a sandcastle, but they were adorably unsuccessful. I could go on and on about my trip but I dont feel like it. But if you have any a questions about it just ask.

Photography and nature are two of my favorite hobbies. On my morning walks, I take pics of the woods and insects and stuff like that. I also like to feed and observed ant behavior. Lol I'm weird like that. Anyway, I'm entering a Mobile Photography Contest. The category I'm going to enter is nature. I need your guys help. Which pic should I submit?
Btw this an amateur contest.

UPDATE
I took s pic of this green moth thing. Its pretty!

Anyone Home?
Sunset
Moss
Looking For A New Home.
Dry
The Foggy Trail
The Sunny Sky
Ant Island
Death And Dinner

I can't believe I found this commercial on youtube!! I can't believe it! Cable access commercials are so hilarious!!!!!!! This Cultured Cowboy commercial has been around for over 15 years, probably longer. Whenever we saw somone wearing boots, me and my friends would yell "boots boots boots!!!!" Lmao!!!! Only in Greenwood SC! I wish could post all the public access commercials in my area. They are so hilarious!!!! Seriously!!!!!

Saw two squirrels humping this morning during my morning walk. Then the neighbor's dog interrupted their booty session and chased them. Spring is near... are you ready?

I've been here for awhile and seen a lot of the movies here. I notice not many animators use old school funk in their movies, unless I'm not looking hard enough.

Soul Makossa by Manu Dibango is one of my all time fav. If I could, I would make animation to this song. I dont know a thing about animation and I can't draw worth a damn! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to learn. As for right now I'll just keep on listening to my music.

EDIT: I'm trying to draw better with a mouse so I drew a Narcissy monster. I remember him saying that there should be a Narcissy monster. Suggest something for me to draw so I can get better.

I'm reading this sci-fan book and it described the penis as a Serpent of pain and pleasure. Sometimes the serpent likes to take refuge in Naamah's Cloak (y'all know what that is). Naamah has a pearl that is sacred, it can only be revealed to those who are worthy.

Its neat how writers describe sex in these sci-fan books.

What are some other mystical names for the male and female parts? Or just make some up.

I went to the bsrbers to get my fro trimmed down so it will grow bigger and even. But he trimmed it too low. I have the style of the woman below, I'm not as pretty as her. I was angry as the lady in my profile pic. Now I feel and look like my baby pic. A lot of my friends and family like it. They say its a nice style for me, I look sexy. I would post a pic of myself, but i might scare you guys. Well at least I'm not bald.

How in the world the term "bulldagger" means lesbian?? I tell ya, old people in the south are something serious! Don't get me wrong now, I dont have problem with lesbians. I just think its a crazy word.

Ok I'm takin my old ass to bed now.