Me and my cousin made this up over the weekend.

1. Butt + Butt =_______

2. If Mr.Bootsie is driving 30 mph, how long will it take to pop a pimple?

3. plootiekaps are green and nashabimps are orange. What color are the cooblenoobles?

4. Fill in the blank: Shelia is______________________ on the_________________.

5. That man is ugly. Why?

6. 84 kittens are in a box going to San Jose, 37 puppies are in a cage going to New York. How will the biscuits make it in time for the wedding?

7. So this ho cam up to me and called me a bitch. And I was like. " Slut ass hoe! Who the fuck you talking to?" And she was like. " Nicca im talkin ta yo ass bitch!" And I was like, " Shut up hoe!" and got ta whippin dat ass and shit. So what is the circumference?

8 What is missing?
1234545566767889090, 323435454544545, 6576576757567, 23213313123, ____________________, 21231312123123

9. Pick The Correct Answer: Yes or No?

10. Unscramble this quote: !Ha em os ynroh Em evol uoy gnol emit

*BOUNUS* What is my real name?

Why do funky feet smell like corn chips and vinegar? And musty arms smell like onions? Its a damn shame when you stank so bad you start smelling like food! I don't know if I need to get some soap or grab a plate! Its ridiculous! What is so hard about taking some soap and water to your ass? I mean really!!!!

Me and my friends like to play this game. Just take a title of a game, movie, book, song, product or whatever and replace one of the words with penis or vagina. I dont know if anyone have played this game before. If you have, then play it again! I'll start:

Pure Penis
The Artist Formerly known as Penis
Mighty Morphing Power Vaginas
My Morning Penis
Vagina and Boots
Penistang
Green Eggs and Vagina

yeah I know. I can be childish at times.

I was on YouTube watching some of my favorite childhood cartoon theme songs. I posted a few. I have nothing else better to do. Enjoy

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I'm back. They way my brother was going on about the computer, I thought it would be months before I get online again. So I'm kinda embarrassed about the last post. But its all good for the moment. So enjoy this old skool 70's Funk while I snoop around and see what I have missed.

I hope you like Dukey Stick!!!!!!

Well my computer is fucked up. So no NG for a while. Well just a little bit of NG. I'm using my Blackberry to make new posts and read the bbs. To bad I can't post on the bbs. Damn it!!! I will never finish my games!!! Oh well.

Wait...maybe this is a sign.

A sign from the heavens!

But what are they telling me?

I don't know.

Anyway, I'm gonna miss you guys. See you later! And yall betta behave too!

In our lifetime, we will encounter the dumbest, idiotic, senseless people, ever known. Yet they all have an important purpose.

What is that purpose?

To fuck up, so we don't have to.

That's my philosophy. What is yours?

I'll show you some back. I feel affectionate for some reason.

( btw this is just a silly news post.)

LOl!! I found this picture in my personal child hood album. And all I can say is , WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!! LMAO!!!!

Can you find me?

Yeah I'm doing this again. Your answers can be anything you want. Its all about how you feel and who you are. Here we go!

1. I will not be satisfied until _____________!

2. ____________is/are so annoying.

3. My life would be better if____________.

4. I will never stop___________________.

5. The world would be a better place if ______________________.

6. I can Always count on ___________________ for ______________________.

7. My greatest passion is __________________. Because_________________.

8. I could never live with out____________________.

9. _________________gives me tranquility.

10. I will no longer__________________________.