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Mizzjuicyflava
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"

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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 6th, 2012


Yeah I was bored. Fooling around with this PicsArt app for android. Its fun.

The Many Faces Of Mizzjuicyflava


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 6th, 2012


They are on my porch every night. Just hanging out and sliming up everything. I like slugs. They're cute.

Fat Ass Slugs


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 4th, 2012


My godson AJ and his younger buddy Bryson trying to beatbox and rap. They did a very good job!


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 1st, 2012


I read and study the Bible a lot, I've learned a lot too. Some occurrences in the Bible are funny, disgusting, scary, triumphant, or just plain silly.

Here is one I thought was quite funny.

2 Kings 2:23-24 MSG

Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, "What's up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!" Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of God . Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb-forty-two children in all!

Elisha's Bald Head


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 22nd, 2012


A hood/ghetto cheer me and my friends used to sing when we were kids.

*ahem*

Ain't Yo mama pretty
She gotta meatball for a titty
She got scrambled eggs in between her legs
Ain't Yo mama pretty

I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted!!!

Lmao! We were some bad little kids!


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 21st, 2012


Since our family is not into tradition anymore, some of the family are going out to eat ate nasty ass Ryan's buffet restaurant. Then I've Been invited to my friends house To eat some more. I'm going to die tomorrow from over eating.So this isn't a Thanksgiving newspost, its announcement of my future death.

R.I.P Mizzjuicyflava
Sunrise : February 25,1919
Sunset: November 22,2012

I will be missed.

Happy thanksgiving!

While I prepare for my death, enjoy this thanksgiving clip from the show Martin.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 14th, 2012


*posted this yesterday, my phone crashed and it was deleted*

So I have a condition called sciatica. Its when the sciatic nerve is constantly irritated. I'm in constant pain and it hurts like hell. Imagine stinging needles moving across your lower back and down your leg.

Doctor gave me 4 options for pain relief

Physical Therapy
Pain Management Injections
Narcotics
Drink one Alcoholic Beverage a day.

I picked physical therapy.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 14th, 2012


When people say you can't do it, its a lie. They are just angry because they can't do it themselves.

Don't let anyone stop you from accomplishing your goals.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 9th, 2012


Ever since Obama re-election, a lot of peoples true colors are showing.

"This what happens when your people are in the whitehouse."

"We need to bring slavery back"

"I can't want until these four years are up, so black people can stop caring about voting."

"I bet you haven't thought about voting until 09...haven't you?" (Considering I couldn't vote until 03)

" Are you ready for some foodstaaaaaaaaamps!!!!"

" This country is gong to shit! You might as well call me a n****r too! Oh I'm sorry I'm just so upset."

Imagine your friends, co-workers saying these things to you or around you. And I live in South Carolina! Everyone is loosing it done here. I'm just waiting for someone to burn a cross on my front lawn.
Lol. Everyone is angry about Obama's re-election and taking it out on me.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 18th, 2012


I see a lot of other users make these kind of newsposts. So I'm going to be a copy cat. I'm probably going to leave this up for awhile since I'm in the process of moving and may not be on NG as much.

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