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Mizzjuicyflava
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"

Age 39, Female

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Joined on 6/21/10

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You're afraid that if you got a sex change it would be botched and you'd be an impotent man for the rest of your life.

But...I dont want a sex change. I love my vee vee.

It's cause you're black and would naturally have a very large penis.

That's a myth my dear Squidbit. A stone cold myth.

^I've heard that is a myth as well!

Hmm...

I am gonna go all deep on you and say that your dream means that you should be appreciated for what you can do as a woman, and that if you were a man you'd be useless since nothing would really be all that different. You cry though because society's expectations of you as a man might be higher but you realize that even as a man this isn't true or accurate, and the confliction upsets you.

Wow, I pulled that straight out of my butt!

Anyway, I HOPE that is not what the dream meant, because deep sometimes equals sad. I hope the real meaning was that you felt bad because flaccid penises just hanging there are no fun for anybody.

Wow. You could be right. In my dream i was so freaking upset! I woke up thanking God I was not a man.

And you are right. Flaccid wieners are devastating. Its horrible. Its like eating chocolate and can't taste it.

You're just saying that so I don't feel bad about my tiny white penis.

I wish I was. Besides, you should be proud of your penis. No matter the size.

But it's tiny and white and shaped like a carrot :c

NOW YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!

You have a wonderful penis. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

I want you to look in the mirror and say:

MY PENIS IS WONDERFUL!
MY PENIS IS GREAT!
MY PENS IS MANLY!
AND ITS NO MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY IT DAMN YOU!!

That was the greatest response ever.
I think I love you.

Its great because its true Squidbit. And I love you too.

its okay the nightmare is over

but I cant get that image out of my head. :(