Squirrels are cute, innocent creatures.
At least, they were that to me until i read this newspost and saw that picture.
You have ruined squirrels for me and took their innocence away :(
RIP Squirrel Innocence
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It was bound to happen my dear FairSquare. Better mizzjuicyflava than anyone else. I apologize for hurting you, but squirrels need booty too.
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"And that's not the thing we are looking for."
Lol I used watch his show with my grandma!
" We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents."
Well, i enjoyed living in a squirrel bliss where squirrels were, to me, one of the few symbols left of innocence and purity.
I guess that bubble needed to burst sooner or later, so.. thanks?
Although it feels weird to thank you for taking away my (fake) happiness and replacing it with cold hard squirrel truth.
On the other hand, i've been believing in a lie and you snapped me out of it.. i guess that's worth something.
If i were a squirrel though, i'd be an example for all other squirrels and be pure and innocent.
I'd never have squirrel sex.
Although it may be that that won't be by choice, but that i'm just a loser squirrel who pretends he doesn't have squirrel sex by choice, while the truth is that he can't find a squirrel female who actually wants to have squirrel sex with him. Poor loser squirrel me.
Losing any type of innocence is tragic, I mean really tragic. Especially squirrel innocence. But we dont know what goes in the trees and forest. We Only see the happy go lucky squirrel moving about.
There is a squirrel for every squirrel. There is one the forest waiting for you. You are not a loser squirrel! Dont you ever say that again! NEVER!!!
Besides squirrel sex is not that complicated,I dont think. I mean they just sniff each other and make animal love. I think that's How they do it.
Anyway... if I was a squirrel, I would have the bushiest tail. I wouldn't have sex until I was in a committed squirrel relationship.
How do you feel knowing you Googled "squirrel sex" to find this picture?
I felt dirty. Very,very dirty.
To be honest I was extremely amused. I saw over a thousand images of squirrels having relations.
I'm ready for Spring, but not for squirrel sex.
I'm ready too, except the allergies.
Lol! I wasn't ready for that either. But animals dont care where they do it.
They seem so passionate.
I know right? I'm a bit jealous.
Squidbit
That's hot.
Mizzjuicyflava
Very hot.