I was in the kitchen washing dishes.

Then I heard a cry.

I thought it was one of those kids playing in the ditches beside my house again.

I went outside to see who it was.

I looked and saw a goat and a dog.

The goat "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" at me and ran after me.

I ran as fast as I could and Jump on the porch.

The goat kept screaming and kicking my screen door.

It Shitted twice on my porch

I called my Mom. She laughed at me.

I called The 911. The operator laughed at me.

I called my cousin. She said " What the fuck you want me to do?"

Finally the police came. He went and got the goats owners

They came and got him. And I told them to clean the shit off my porch.

They did.

THE END