In my dream I was crying. I was crying because it just hung there and didn't do anything. That's I'll I remember.
Interpret this dream for me.
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"
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I once dreamed I had a penis.
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It's cause you're black and would naturally have a very large penis.
That's a myth my dear Squidbit. A stone cold myth.
^I've heard that is a myth as well!
Hmm...
I am gonna go all deep on you and say that your dream means that you should be appreciated for what you can do as a woman, and that if you were a man you'd be useless since nothing would really be all that different. You cry though because society's expectations of you as a man might be higher but you realize that even as a man this isn't true or accurate, and the confliction upsets you.
Wow, I pulled that straight out of my butt!
Anyway, I HOPE that is not what the dream meant, because deep sometimes equals sad. I hope the real meaning was that you felt bad because flaccid penises just hanging there are no fun for anybody.
Wow. You could be right. In my dream i was so freaking upset! I woke up thanking God I was not a man.
And you are right. Flaccid wieners are devastating. Its horrible. Its like eating chocolate and can't taste it.
You're just saying that so I don't feel bad about my tiny white penis.
I wish I was. Besides, you should be proud of your penis. No matter the size.
But it's tiny and white and shaped like a carrot :c
NOW YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
You have a wonderful penis. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
I want you to look in the mirror and say:
MY PENIS IS WONDERFUL!
MY PENIS IS GREAT!
MY PENS IS MANLY!
AND ITS NO MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAY IT DAMN YOU!!
That was the greatest response ever.
I think I love you.
Its great because its true Squidbit. And I love you too.
its okay the nightmare is over
but I cant get that image out of my head. :(
MoonCraft
You're afraid that if you got a sex change it would be botched and you'd be an impotent man for the rest of your life.
Mizzjuicyflava
But...I dont want a sex change. I love my vee vee.