I'm a CNA. My job is to assist elderly. I have many of conversations with elderly patients and they have told me some of the most craziest stuff!
" When I was a young girl we had our babies in the woods. We dug a hole in the ground and gave birth!"
" If you drink too much coffee you will get black as hell. Yo ass been drankin coffee!! Yuck Yuck Yuck!"
"I used to jack my dogs off so they can stay in the yard. Yeah I love my mutts!"
" I knowed this young man who used to suck his navel. Stick his finger in his navel and suck his thumb."
" Whenever i gots drunk and had liqour on my breaf, I eats a onion to take the stank out."
" That girl was stankin so bad! She needed to wash her cootsie out!"
" Lawd! Watch out with all them thighs!"
LOL! Wow! Its amazing what people will say, especially the elderly.
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KILLY12
When they were young, they didn't give a fuck
Now they're old, they dont give a fuck about sharing
Mizzjuicyflava
Exactly. Also they can care less what you think.