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Mizzjuicyflava
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elderly people and their crazy stories!

Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 20th, 2011


I'm a CNA. My job is to assist elderly. I have many of conversations with elderly patients and they have told me some of the most craziest stuff!

" When I was a young girl we had our babies in the woods. We dug a hole in the ground and gave birth!"

" If you drink too much coffee you will get black as hell. Yo ass been drankin coffee!! Yuck Yuck Yuck!"

"I used to jack my dogs off so they can stay in the yard. Yeah I love my mutts!"

" I knowed this young man who used to suck his navel. Stick his finger in his navel and suck his thumb."

" Whenever i gots drunk and had liqour on my breaf, I eats a onion to take the stank out."

" That girl was stankin so bad! She needed to wash her cootsie out!"

" Lawd! Watch out with all them thighs!"

LOL! Wow! Its amazing what people will say, especially the elderly.

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elderly people and their crazy stories!


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When they were young, they didn't give a fuck
Now they're old, they dont give a fuck about sharing

Exactly. Also they can care less what you think.

Old people are icky.

They can be at times. But hey someone has to take care of them.

The old lady in that picture is fucking cool.

i know right. :)

My grandparents tell me the grossest things about their sex life, then proceed to tickle each others' necks with their mouths...

..they aren't even that old, yet! Ugh!

I do love old people though. I used to work in a nursing home, and they are such wonderful and endearing people to be around. They love telling stories to anyone who will listen!

Yeah its part of my job to listen to them I dont mind at all though. I feel for them. They just need someone to talk too. Their families rarely visit and sit with them. And when family do visit, they dont stay for long. Its kinda sad.

That's hot, bananas.

I'm glad you think so, Squidbit.

Wanna meet them? I'll record their crazy antics and post them on Youtube for you to witness!

l wouldn't mind seeing!

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

lol! I know right! I couldn't either!