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Mizzjuicyflava
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Got tired of the last newspost so here is a new one

Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - February 8th, 2012


When black people's natural hair naps up, they call'em beady beatds. My head is nappy. Gonna blow out the fro.

Thats me in the pic btw.


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Your profile picture reminds me of one of the new emotes. The D: one that looks angrier. I think it has its tongue showing a little.

Lol! It does! I didnt even notice that. And the crazy part is, thats they I look irl when I'm angry. Except more hair.

That girl's eyes bother me

Forget the eyes! That nappy head bothers me!

What do you think she is looking at?

A fat black dick

lol! you really know black women! She eyeballing the hell out of it.

Idk a full blow afro looks pretty cool to me.

well thats what i'm going for. Everyone seems to like it.

She's like "Mmm... Damn that's one fine lookin dick..."

Wish I could see that dick

That's my dick.

You...you have a fat black dick????

Yup.

Damn

Afros are simply badass.

They truly are. They are easier to manage too. Im going to be nat.ural for a while

Requesting pix of fro.

This is my fro last year. Im not able to take a pic of myself at the moment. It looks the same, but thicker.

Noice

Lol! Thanks!

Oh by the way my dick is a photographer.

im taking your comment two ways. Ill take the safe route.

What are your dick's package prices?

I don't even know what you just said.

Sorry. I was using swype. I fixed it. Now tell me how much your dick charge to take pictures.

The icon for that sloth thing is fucking creepy.
And about 7 inches per set. I mean dollars.

Lmao! I think he is adorable! I should post the video of the baby.sloths potty training.

So, 7inches a set. I want 5 sets...so thats, 35 damn inches??? Ill have to get back to you on that. Them a lot of inches!

i see how the sloths are related to the afro, once they dry out.

HA! I didnt think about that. But I do look like that when my hair is wet.

Sloths are so uglycute.

Lol its like that old saying, so ugly its cute. Yeah they are an abnormal cute.

You're damn right that's a lot of inches.

How do you handle it?

not gunna lie your fros bigger than mine.. i feel defeated... *grabs a pair of scizzors*

Awww boo! Dont be like! Besides Im gonna trim it down a bit so it can grow out more even. So its not going that big for long.

I'd tap that.

You mean the sloth right?

too late i gots no hair now

Well...bald is beautiful! You could wear a wig.

I've got a team of people who handle it for me.

Wow. You must pay them well.You have any positions open? I might fill out an application.

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