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Mizzjuicyflava

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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - August 2nd, 2012

I hate clothes and I hate shopping. You see something you like, you try it on, looks like shit on you.

And jeans???? Dont get me started!!! Every pair I try on is for women with no ass, thighs and hips. I have to go the expensive big girl store to get jeans that cover the booty. Having a huge butt sucks.

When it comes to shirts and blouses, big flower prints seems to pop up in my face. I dont want to wear a shirt with flowers and butterflies on it! I could wear party clothes and look like a ghetto hoochiemama. Ewwww gawd no!

Sometimes I wish I could wrap a bedsheet around meyself and call it a day.

EDIT: if I could get away with being nude, I want look like the naked black ladies in those 70's black velvet paintings.

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Squidbit 2012-08-02 18:48:23

Clothes are for losers. You should just be naked.

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-08-02 18:48:23

I would love to live in the nude. I might start a nudist colony.

KILLY12 2012-08-02 23:35:22

I get the same problem with jeans
Only pair that covered my butt turned out to be my sisters
Constantly checked them all day to see if they were mine or not
until I realized the pockets were short
Like girl jeans
Last time I buy matching clothes with anyone that has that fit my clothes

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-08-02 23:35:22 (Updated 2012-08-04 20:56:03)

Lol wow really?? What brand were they??
When I was really fat kid and I had to wear my older brother's jeans. They fit perfectly.

gamejunkie 2012-08-04 12:29:11

Sometimes I do wrap a bedsheet around myself and call it a day! But I usually get seriously stoned first though. Nothing easy about trying to smoke a cone while wrapped up in a sheet.

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-08-04 12:29:11

Sheesh! tell me about it! Try smoking wrapped in a tablecloth or curtains.

KILLY12 2012-08-04 21:19:04

Levi's
Now that I got an older little fat sister she steals my clothes and leaves them all over
It gets hard go tell who's jeans are who's

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-08-04 21:19:04

Yes! Those were the same brand I wore. I wonder what Levi's trying to do??

Anyway you and your sis must have the same style. In my case I was just fat.

FairSquare 2012-08-05 18:25:41

I like clothes. I can tolerate shopping for about an hour, after that i want to get away as fast as i can.
Never really have the problem where they look like shit on me though.

(Also, you will have your story on my userpage soon ;))

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-08-05 18:25:41

Well you have a lean body. My body is shaped funny, like a pear. So that's why certain clothes look terrible on me. Shopping is only fun when everything goes my way. Its a girl thing.

(Take your time with the story. I'm in no hurry)

ugggghhhh!!!!

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