"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"
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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 22nd, 2012
A hood/ghetto cheer me and my friends used to sing when we were kids.
*ahem*
Ain't Yo mama pretty
She gotta meatball for a titty
She got scrambled eggs in between her legs
Ain't Yo mama pretty
I took her to a party
She turned around and farted
I asked her why she did it
She turned around and shitted!!!
Lmao! We were some bad little kids!
If I took somebody to a party and they shit at me, I would not ever speak to them again.
That actually happened at a family cookout. This guy was dancing and crapped himself. I think he was mentally ill though.
That reminds me of when my painfully white teacher tries to say fifty the ghetto way, "Fitty".
Which used to be the redneck way of saying it via Hank Hill's father, "I KILLED FITTY MEN".
LMAO!! "Painfully white" Yeah southerns have a way of enunciating their words.
You should here me talk.
Worst than me
All I did was parody R. Kelly songs to be about using the bathroom
"You'll never feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains"
you remember the R Kelly parody on Chapelle show?
#YOLO #Swag
:333
I saw shirt in the Korean store with yoloswag on it. I should have bought it.
Sounds fappable
Ewww. You would, wouldn't you?
hell yeah
i told everyone i wrote it when i was little and sold it to him
Lmao!!! Did they believe it?
jeeze you were a bad child
Naah. Just a bit naughty.
Growing up in the hood, you're going to experience some crazy stuff.
kinda
first they believed because of all the other songs, but then thay wonder wheres the money
Lol! All those songs you writing and getting no cash? Wassup with that?
I remember I told some kids(when I was a kid) that my mom ate roaches
Holy shit, I was looking at my old News Posts (and deleting them) and I just realized you used to post on them in 2011/late 2010.
Mind fuck! :O
Lol. Yeah! I used to visit your page all the time. I remember yup used to be friends with littlecheekypuppys. Wat happened to her?
Crying:'(*
I didn't mean to make you cry. I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm still friends with littlecheekypuppys in real life, I just don't see her around on Newgrounds any more. She probably forgot about NG or something.
Oh ok. I was wondering about her. Glad she still around.(irl) I used to be friends with a lot of folks on ng. Some left, not as active, or just found someone else to chat with.
Was littlecheekypuppys hot?
Ummmmm. Can't answer that. You'll have ask yellowiscool. Unless you were asking her.
SileNt-Sam
lol that's cute :3
Mizzjuicyflava
Lol! Funny too.