Elisha's Bald Head - by Mizzjuicyflava

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Elisha's Bald Head

Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 1st, 2012

I read and study the Bible a lot, I've learned a lot too. Some occurrences in the Bible are funny, disgusting, scary, triumphant, or just plain silly.

Here is one I thought was quite funny.

2 Kings 2:23-24 MSG

Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, "What's up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!" Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of God . Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb-forty-two children in all!

Elisha's Bald Head

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Squidbit 2012-12-01 19:11:19

Being bald means you can summon bears? Fuck.

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-01 19:11:19

That's what it looks like. I might shave my head.

KILLY12 2012-12-01 20:13:22

teh fuck es tis?
i should read the bible more

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-01 20:13:22

Lol! Yep the Old Testament is something serious! Rape, incest, virgin sacrifice, disease, beastiality, abuse, war, drugs, prostitution, and homosexuality. Its all in the Bible.

WiiFittoToreinaa 2012-12-01 23:36:24

Allergic to church.

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-01 23:36:24

A prayer and holy water will cure that.

Void 2012-12-02 23:42:02

<Insert dead baby joke here>

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-02 23:42:02

I don't get dead baby jokes.