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Merry Christmas

Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 18th, 2012

I'm going to start dating white guys.

Any advice?
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Well. Christmas is in two days and I wanted to share a childhood Christmas moment.
*scene fades back to the Christmas of 91*

On this special day all the family gathered together for food, fun, family and friends. Then my uncle got drunk and started acting stupid. He was cursing people out, taunting my aunt and yelling, "Hit it!" all night long. All the adult were fussing including my grandmother. And there is nothing funnier than an old black lady fussing and cursing! All the kids were laughing and rolling!

And that wss the Christmas of 91

Merry Christmas Newgrounders! I hope you all have a blessed one!

Instead of a Christmas song, I decided to post this Tito Puente Sesame Street video. I love Tito Puente!

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KILLY12 2012-12-18 21:59:15

Get a gun
White folks be crazy

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-18 21:59:15

Oh goodness. I didn't think about that.

Squidbit 2012-12-19 02:36:15

Pick me

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-19 02:36:15

If you were 10 yrs older...or younger.

DigitalStrip 2012-12-19 15:07:27

if he is jewish no jew jokes

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-19 15:07:27

Gotcha!

*writes "no Jew jokes"*
What else?

KILLY12 2012-12-19 17:24:01

white guy try an ass burger
i wouldnt

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-19 17:24:01

Lmao!!!!!
wait... I don't think I would like that. Oh gawd no.

DigitalStrip 2012-12-20 11:33:15

also white people don't have the same humor as us (blacks) they get offended easier

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-20 11:33:15

Really? I wonder what type of jokes offend white people?

Natick 2012-12-20 12:30:36

Fucking white people. Skip to us spanish folk instead. It's like we automatically know how to treat women from birth or some shit.

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-20 12:30:36

I didn't think about Spanish /Hispanic men. They do seem the more romantic type.

KILLY12 2012-12-20 22:07:15

now i have a females perspective
its officially nasty

Mizzjuicyflava 2012-12-20 22:07:15

It sounds nasty. I mean...the butt. That's one thing I will not allow.

Merry Christmas

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