"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"
Age 40, Female
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Joined on 6/21/10
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 9th, 2013
Selling a giant butt. In good shape. Round and wobbly. Needs a smaller younger body.
Make me an.offer and ill be more than glad to work a deal with you.
Contact me @ 555-555-5555.
Edit:
Yesterday at work, I backed up into my patient's walker and it got stuck to my butt.
Now is big enough
Already makes it tough to play sports and wear pants
It sucks doesnt it? I mean its ridiculous! I have to wear mom jeans its so huge. And if I wear apple bottoms, I look likes a parade balloon. Its crazy!
its ok. I am going to hell anyway
Hold on...meow?
Why you say that?
idk i just feel like shit
Aww man. Well just a few weeks ago I was feeling the same way. We all have our tough moments but its not going to last forever. I hope you feel better soon. And I certainly don't want you to go to hell.
I'll buy that butt. But not in the sense that you're selling it.
I don't do.that anymore, remember? I gave that up.
Would now be an appropriate time to start singing ''I like big butts''?
Yes its an appropiate to sing that sing that song. It shows that you have interest in buying a giant butt. So make an offer.
Pfft, abbie, 'pretty' is something you call girls, not a manly raw flesh eating, bear fighting man.
Anyway, about the butt. Do i have to wear it myself or can i just.. put in a showcase to look at?
Well I perfer one to adorn the butt. Butt...Hehe... its whatever you want to do with it. As long you take care of it.
Lol.
Lol. My life if funny!
Deal!!!!
Deal?? You didn't make an offer yet boo. I just can't give you the butt
* giggles*
My offer is meow meow meow
My offer is meow meow meow
My offer is meow meow meow
My offer is meow meow meow
36 meows.
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow meow?
My offer is meow meow meow
My offer is meow meow meow
My mom has complained to me numerous times that she has a "flat butt". Sell it to her.
Oh! Thought that said fat butt.
If she buys my butt, she might complain that is to big.
yes meow
yes meow
yes meow
ok Meow. But Meow meow and meow. You know what i mean?
yes and then meow meow meow meow meow?
Oh no. Meow meow meow. But meow meow meow.meow. ya know?
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