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Mizzjuicyflava
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A Mother's Day Story

Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - May 9th, 2013


So Mothers Day is coming this weekend and I just wanted to share this story.

One day my mama and I came home from some place I can't remember. I was 16/17 years old at the time. When she pulled up in the driveway, she noticed a bunch of spider webs hanging around the house. A spider occupied all ten of them. My mom was furious. She cannot stand spiders. My mama got out the car and ran into the house and one minute later she bursts through the door with a broom and a stance like a gladiator. She yelled out, " IM BOUT TO KILL SOME SPIDA ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

My mom went berserk around the are house, swinging and slashing spider webs! It was hilarious!!!! My mom was like a big brown ninja running around and hitting stuff.
I laughed so hard my sides were sore.
When she finished she stopped and took a deep breath and said, " They betta not brang their ass around here no moe!" Ha!!

Yep that's my mama! She is an awesome women!


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Haha you mom sounds hilarious! and also meow

Meow. Yeah she's very funny. And its not her jokes or anything. Its the way she act and the things she say. Lmbo!! She's a mess!!

my mom did the same
but with a bat
and her ex boyfriend
and he was "trying" to be abusive.
my mom don't take no shit

My mom doesn't either.
I bet your mom can beat tail!! Lol

That's an awesome story.

Ha! Thanks!

"Big brown ninja" HAHAHAHAHA!!! This story brightened my day!

Lmao!! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I wish you were there when it actually happened.