So Mothers Day is coming this weekend and I just wanted to share this story.
One day my mama and I came home from some place I can't remember. I was 16/17 years old at the time. When she pulled up in the driveway, she noticed a bunch of spider webs hanging around the house. A spider occupied all ten of them. My mom was furious. She cannot stand spiders. My mama got out the car and ran into the house and one minute later she bursts through the door with a broom and a stance like a gladiator. She yelled out, " IM BOUT TO KILL SOME SPIDA ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
My mom went berserk around the are house, swinging and slashing spider webs! It was hilarious!!!! My mom was like a big brown ninja running around and hitting stuff.
I laughed so hard my sides were sore.
When she finished she stopped and took a deep breath and said, " They betta not brang their ass around here no moe!" Ha!!
Yep that's my mama! She is an awesome women!
DigitalStrip
Haha you mom sounds hilarious! and also meow
Mizzjuicyflava
Meow. Yeah she's very funny. And its not her jokes or anything. Its the way she act and the things she say. Lmbo!! She's a mess!!