I did one about my mom so ill guess ill do one for my daddy. This one isn't quite as funny as my mother's day story but whatever.

When I was about 8 or 9 my grandmother called our house looking for a garden hoe.

Grandma : "Y'all got a hoe?"
Mom: " What???"
Grandma: "A hoe! Do y'all got a hoe?"
Mom: " uhhhhhhh. We ain't got no hoe"

My dad walks in from work after my mom hangs up the phone.

Mom: " Hey Tony. Yo know yo mama called here looking for a hoe. *holds laugh*
Dad: " A HOE??!! A HOE??!! Who a damn hoe?? Ain't no hoes here! Who a hoe??
Dad: " why mama looking for hoe???"

Imgaine being a little kid listening to this conversation.
Anyway. Happy Fathers Day