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Mizzjuicyflava
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"

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Joined on 6/21/10

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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 17th, 2012


Ok so I cleaned out the fridge and found this disgusting bowl of moldy Jell-O. My parents are digusting. They are always leaving food in the fridge for months! Rotten fruit, black decaying veggies, moldy funky meat....UGHHGGH!!! And I'm.always the one to dump it out. Its like I'm the Rotten Food Fairy. Sheesh.

Moldy Ass Jello


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 13th, 2012


If you haven't noticed, I delete newsposts and comments a lot. Its not because I'm crazy or anything, My desktop isn't working so I use my smartphone a lot. Apparently this phone isn't made for browsing all day. Sometimes it goes nuts and shutsdown. Also its a touchscreen and I'm very clumsy. I just made a post, deleted it, and called Golden China Buffet.

I'm getting a laptop after I move in my new place.

EDIT: I drew a pic of Bionic Dick Man. Now try and draw it better

Bionic Dick Man


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 12th, 2012


Someone asked me today if I was down with the swirl. I thought about it and said yes.
I'm sho nuff down.

Im down with the swirl.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 7th, 2012


I have pneumonia. I'm sick as a motha. Feels.like a 2 ton elephant sitting on my chest.

EDIT:
I'm doing a bit better. Even when your sick life goes on. I'm still out and about, running errands, and doing stuff. And I'm looking a hot mess while doing it. Jeans with holes, Rugrat t-shirt, and grey hoodie. All day everyday.

little dick lina no feel good


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 4th, 2012


I was leaving to go my cousins' volleyball game, I was going to sit on the porch and wait on my mama. I saw ants crawling and lifted my dad's cooler.

FREAKING ANTS EVERYWHERE!!!!! Gave me the chilly willies! Ants decided to build a home inside the porch. Right in that little crack. DA CRACK!

Some flesh crawling mess


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - October 2nd, 2012


I'VE BEEN APPROVED FOR MY NEW APARTMENT!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!! I FINALLY MADE IT! THIS IS MY FIRST PLACE EVER!!
LETS CELEBRATE!!

EDIT: UGH! I spent all day getting background checks and filling out forms and stuff. Just got home. My father is sad that I'm leaving. Now I feel bad. :(

IM STILL CELEBRATING THOUGH!!


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - September 27th, 2012


I when I first joined Newgrounds everyone thought I wss a man.

When every one found out I was female, they were digusted and perverted.

When everyone found out I was black and female, they were shocked and appalled.

Lol memories.

I kinda wish I joined this site a few years earlier. Maybe my experience here would be different. Its like all the fun is gone and I missed it. It sucks to be late..
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my dick again. My dick is below. Again.
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Wow. Its amazing how my newspost is now about dicks. Oh Newgrounds! You so crazy!

When I first Joined Newgrounds


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - September 25th, 2012


She made this scarecrow for the children in her class. Well actually she made the pieces to make the scarecrow.
Yeah is adorable.
It brings back memories of being in kindergarten, making silly cards and pictures. I was the best at coloring because I could stay inside the lines. If you couldn't stay inside the lines you were a dummy.

my mama is cool


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - September 24th, 2012


So I can cosplay as Grell Sutcliff or any character from Black Butler, I love the fashion in this anime.

I love the Victorian era, I wouldn't mind living in those times.

If I did, I would probably be a servant.

I wish i was pale and skinny


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - September 24th, 2012


I keep deleting newspost by mistake. I need a Laptop soon as possible.