Alina
Miss Calvert
1st grade

That's me in purple. I'm looking all fly in my pruple blouse and black jeans and black boots. Then my daddy with his workboots on, bout to go make that money at his job. Then he comes home from work, eat and go to sleep. My mama is in the orange, with her sweet self. She can cook very well. She also makes fried apple pies too. Its her fault we be all so fat. Last but not least, my older brother. He works and goes to school. And he has a lots of girlfriends and drives a nice car. He listens to rap music and eats a lot of Top Ramen.

So there is my family.

by Alina

note: me and a friend were fooling around on ms paint. We were talking about how used to write about our families in primary school.

10 more will be one hundred. What should my 100th news post should be about?

Natick gave me an idea. You guys suggest 9 topics for me. I already have number 1.

1. Takashi Shimura

I think im going to use BF's idea fir my 100th blog.

But iam gonna talk about dinasaurs and takashi in between posts.

Veggie spaghetti and spinach and onions. Tastes delicious, looks like shit.

Just about 20 minutes ago I recieved a picture message from an unrecognizable number. It was a pic of a big black girl with huge tits and a hairy venessa.

My Thoughts:

1. How the hell she get my number?
2. She got some sho nuff big titties.
3. She look like she smells.

I would post the pic, but that would be a bitchy thing to do.

UPDATE: the same girl sent me the picture again. I called the number and it went straight to voicemail. I think somone is fucking with me. Im kinda creeped out now.

I don't get it human beings sometime.

If you treat people like shit, no one will like you.

If you lie all the fucking time, no one will believe you.

If you act childish and ignorant, people will treat you like a joke.

If you are too lazy to help yourself and use others, people will cease their assistance.

It amazes me how people act so ignorant and so fucking stupid. They make stupid decisions and wonder why their life isn't going so well. And then it becomes a neverending cycle. Its like picking at a sore that will not heal.

All the while, folks like you and me sit back watch this ptiful show, and thank God ( or whatever) that it is not us.

I apologize if I sound ranty. It just puzzles me.

Ok sooooooooooo

I was in Wal Mart buying a few things when I saw this huge girl in a a black mini dress wearing black and red zebra print heels. Not to mention she was smashed up in a Areopostal hoodie. The dress was extremely short, you could see her dented up thighs jiggling. Her thighs looked like two black sacks of walnuts hanging from her waist. Then she had the nerve to try to pull her dress down as she walked.

Oh lawd lawdy lawd!!!!!

Im a big girl, I know this. But nasty ass women like that make me look bad! I dont discriminate against anyone's size. But if you walk out the house looking like a damn fool, you deserve to get your feelings hurt! I mean really!!!

" I'm big and I'm beautiful! I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks!"

Yes, you are beautiful! But cover your nasty ass up!! You know you are looking crazy if another fat person is talking and laughing at you!

The pic below is similar to what I horrificly witnessed. I hope I did not make anyone sick.

Chrono Cros is one of my favorite RPGs. Fate was the first boss that scared the hell out of me. Those electrodes protruding from its back and those bright blue nipples. And that face! I cant tell that thing is a man or a woman. Its my favorite because I like the music and its one of the hardest bosses. Yep.

That little pink gerbil/rabbit looking thing is Pip. Depending on the type of elements he use, he can change into a good or eveil character. Luccia used him for experiments.

I'm attracted to fat, chubby, pudgy guys. I dont know why. Am I crazy?

I was talked into getting a quick weave. Now I kinda look emo. A lot of people like it. As for me, I liked at first, now I'm tired of it. Trying new hairdos are fun! Sometimes. Don't worry, I still have the afro. It's smashed up under there.

Also my computer is fucked again.

Just say whatever you want to say in comments below.
This a filler post until I can think of something better. Go ahead and knock yourselves out!