I wish I could post this on the bbs but my blackberry will not allow it :(

Any way I used to these fill in the blank thingies a long time ago.

1. I Love myself because___________.

2. When I close my eyes I see___________.

3. My favorite pastime is _______.

4. I can't get over the fact that__________.

5. No one can______________ like me!

6. I am so grateful that____________.

7. I think I could be ____________ if I applied myself.

8. I am most happy when________.

9. I love ___________ the most.

10. My heart belongs to______________.

Today on my way home from work I was thinking about the people I have met in my life. And for every person have I meet, they have a special place in my heart. They either made a huge impact in my life, or they were just good to me. Or made me laugh or made me think. I have met a slew of people in my lifetime and I love them all. Even if I won't ever see them again. So to all of you Newgrounders I have met, I have a lot of love for you. And there is a special place for you in my heart! SMOOCHES!!!!

SN: I might make an I love you list for NG. I might...

I did not know women could be that extremely lascivious. Oh goodness! I feel so dirty and ashamed. I mean...wow! I still can't believe it! I think I'm going to cry. Yes I think I'm going to cry. I need someone to hold Mizzjuicyflava.

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I have never seen so many uses of a broom handle, plunger and deli meat. I hope I never go to prison.

I Play with toys.

I like to play with insects.

I'm a gamer.

I like RPGs

I read comics.

I watch cartoons.

I love anime.

I like sci-fi and sci-fan.

I LOVE horror movies.

I love zombies, werewolves, vampires and other preternatural creatures.

I have a lot of collectibles and figurines.

I like technology.

And I laugh at stupid stuff.

Yeah I'm a nerd. And I am proud of it!

At least I'm not huge and ashy like him.

I downloaded a BBM avatar builder app on my blackberry. I was fooling around with it and made different look a likes of my family and friends. I was trying to make a puerto rican guy when i made this avatar and it looked like Stamper. Unless he does not look like that anymore.

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I used to play this game with my older brother. I would fight monsters to build up exp points. And big bro would kill the bosses. Crystalis is what lead me to other RPG games. Like Zelda, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Legend of Dragoon and a bunch of others. Crystalis was the first RPG I ever fell in love with! :3

Ex-boyfriend sent me awful text messages.

Ex: You aint shit! I got a lot if bitches beddar dan you.

MJF: Why are u texting me?
Shouldn't u be with them?

Ex: I is gone be wit dem! You fat ass black ho!

Ex: You are gone mist my big ass dick bitch! Fuck you and your fat ugly ass!! U dub ho!
You will nevar fid a nutter n***a like me!

MJF: lol! You r rite! I'm not getting a n***a again! I'm getting a MAN!! ok well leave me alone plz. You have a blessed day! Smooches!!!

Ex: youf Fuck u!

2 hours later

Ex: I'm sorry you made me mad. I love you. I bout u a teetie bear.

Moral of this story: Neva dat a n***a. Espeshilly if he can't speell.

Well recently I found out I have a disc bulge in my lower back. And its damaging my nerves. The neurologist said I have disease/sickness in my back and they do not know what it is. The disease or whatever it is extremely painful. The pain goes through my back, cramps my thighs and there is a burning feeling in my legs. It hurts to move and bend. Sometimes I can't move for hours. I'm starting physical therapy and pain management this week.

So you young newgrounders please take care of yourself now! Because it will catch up with you in the future.

We are getting our home remodeled so we have no internet. The guy had to remove the DSL cable to fix the floors. So I've been using my BB to surf the net.
I have been testing out NG using my BB these are things I can do:

Make newsposts
Comment on newsposts
Make new topic threads
Respond to comments
Vote on flash,audio, and art
Post reviews
PM
Download music
Read the bbs
Post videos and links

Things I can't do:
Reply to threads
Play flash
Play videos
Post pictures
Watch movies

So it sucks that I'm missing out on NG. But its all good though. I Guess.

Exited the shower in the ladies locker room.

Noticed someone walking behind me.

Went to my locker. I was in a towel.

The other lady went to her locker.

Naked Asian Lady: Do you have a watch?

MJF: No, but I have my BB.

I looked to my right...buck naked Asian lady with the towel on her head.

MJF: its 4:57pm

Naked Asian Lady: thanks! The clock on the wall is not working!

MJF: Ha! I know its not 7:45 pm!

Naked Asain Lady: I kno rite!!! They need to do something about that clock. I pay too much to see broken clocks.

MJF: there are a lot things around here need fixing.

Naked Asain Lady: Oh I like your eyebrow ring did it hurt?

MJF: Yeah it did. I'm thinking of getting another one.

We continued talking in the nude and towel until Dina the cleaning lady walked in.

Dina looked at me and mouthed: Her vee vee is bushy!

MJF: You seen one you seen them all.

Naked Asian is dressed and leaves.

Dina: some people have no modesty.

MJF: Well this is a locker room.

Dina: oh.

MJF shakes head and walks to dressing room.

Moral of this story: If your the cleaning lady of a gym locker room, stop looking at hairy vaginas and clean.

I hope you enjoyed my story.

THE END