A few years ago I got my eyebrow pierced. These are true statements from people about my piercing.

Guy who pierced it: " It looks really nice! Do you like it?

My Cousin: Girl you look good!! I might get me one.

My Mom: Well its your body you can do whatever you want.

My Dad: Your are Disgusting!

My Brother: So this mean you a freak huh?

Cousin #2: So...did it hurt?

My neighbor with 6 kids: Ya know that means you worship the devil?

My Pastor: I agree with your father.

Cousin #3 You know that means your gay right?

My Grand father: What the hell is that?

My Little Cousin: OOOOOOOO I want to get one!! I cant wait to have sex and drink margaritas too!

One of the elders on the church: Girl you like nice with that thing on your eye!

Satan: You know, that means you worship me right?

God: Its Ok My Child...I still love you.

Guy Who Liked Me: I oughta yank the shit out of your face!

All this from a tiny piercing.

SOOO NASTY! BUT I LOVE IT!!

I was in the kitchen washing dishes.

Then I heard a cry.

I thought it was one of those kids playing in the ditches beside my house again.

I went outside to see who it was.

I looked and saw a goat and a dog.

The goat "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" at me and ran after me.

I ran as fast as I could and Jump on the porch.

The goat kept screaming and kicking my screen door.

It Shitted twice on my porch

I called my Mom. She laughed at me.

I called The 911. The operator laughed at me.

I called my cousin. She said " What the fuck you want me to do?"

Finally the police came. He went and got the goats owners

They came and got him. And I told them to clean the shit off my porch.

They did.

THE END

Yep! I said it! So what you gonna do about it muthafucka? Huh?

naww!!!! im just fuckin witcha!!!!!!!!!

...I'm Black. Here is a reminder.

LICKY! LICKY!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FUCKERS!!

In line at alltell and heard this conversation.Some white dude was like " I have never been with a black chick before. I want to fuck one before I die" Then his friend was like." Oh dude that would be awesome! I mean I would love to tap a chocolate ass!" The other guy was like. " I wonder where we can find any black girls who would go wih us?" I was next in line so I could not finish hearing the convo. But i did wonder...how many white guys do fantasize about black woman. Hummmm I wonder...?

Sitting here listening tothe Audio Portal. And I'm listening to some very good artist! There is true talent on NG, especially in the audio portal. Music is what keep this world going. For every song there is always a story. I just wanted to say to all my favorite music artists on NG is thank you for sharing story with me! All of you are talented and I hope it takes you far in your lives.

Wasup Just Wishing everyone A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. So what do you all want for christmas this year? Me I want a flat screen and some more Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Comics