SOOO NASTY! BUT I LOVE IT!!
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"
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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - March 5th, 2011
I was in the kitchen washing dishes.
Then I heard a cry.
I thought it was one of those kids playing in the ditches beside my house again.
I went outside to see who it was.
I looked and saw a goat and a dog.
The goat "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" at me and ran after me.
I ran as fast as I could and Jump on the porch.
The goat kept screaming and kicking my screen door.
It Shitted twice on my porch
I called my Mom. She laughed at me.
I called The 911. The operator laughed at me.
I called my cousin. She said " What the fuck you want me to do?"
Finally the police came. He went and got the goats owners
They came and got him. And I told them to clean the shit off my porch.
They did.
THE END
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - March 1st, 2011
Yep! I said it! So what you gonna do about it muthafucka? Huh?
naww!!!! im just fuckin witcha!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - February 6th, 2011
In line at alltell and heard this conversation.Some white dude was like " I have never been with a black chick before. I want to fuck one before I die" Then his friend was like." Oh dude that would be awesome! I mean I would love to tap a chocolate ass!" The other guy was like. " I wonder where we can find any black girls who would go wih us?" I was next in line so I could not finish hearing the convo. But i did wonder...how many white guys do fantasize about black woman. Hummmm I wonder...?
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 22nd, 2010
Sitting here listening tothe Audio Portal. And I'm listening to some very good artist! There is true talent on NG, especially in the audio portal. Music is what keep this world going. For every song there is always a story. I just wanted to say to all my favorite music artists on NG is thank you for sharing story with me! All of you are talented and I hope it takes you far in your lives.
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - December 15th, 2010
Wasup Just Wishing everyone A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. So what do you all want for christmas this year? Me I want a flat screen and some more Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Comics
Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - November 10th, 2010
Just showing some love to everybody today! Feeling Mighty goooooood!!!!
