Ok...
Since when "Chilling out" or "hangout " means to have sex.
I didn't you know you had to screw to go out on a date.

What happen to conversation???
Now its just genital conversation.

So earlier today some guy was bustin slack (wearing his pants below his butt). He had a huge hole in his underwear and could see his butt. It looked like his butt chewed a hole in his underwear.

I laughed.
I laughed so hard and long, I choked.

How are you feeling at this very moment?

Me? I'm feeling nervous.

I had to teach sex education in youth Bible study.

The first question I asked was "What do you know about sex?"

Boy oh boy the answers! There is a new generation of youngins coming, and I'm afraid to have children.

What do you know about sex?

I love the Dollar Tree. I mean its the best store ever!!!
You can get all kinds of crap and its all a dollar.
I took a risk and made meatballs/sausage spaghetti, all the ingredients came from dollar tree. It was good ass spaghetti.

And don't get me started on the cleaning products. That L.A Awesome spray does wonders!!

For awhile I didn't like dollar stores. Some products would be out of date and they were always out. But Dollar Tree stole my heart!

Do y'all like to shop at the Dollar Tree?

I did one about my mom so ill guess ill do one for my daddy. This one isn't quite as funny as my mother's day story but whatever.

When I was about 8 or 9 my grandmother called our house looking for a garden hoe.

Grandma : "Y'all got a hoe?"
Mom: " What???"
Grandma: "A hoe! Do y'all got a hoe?"
Mom: " uhhhhhhh. We ain't got no hoe"

My dad walks in from work after my mom hangs up the phone.

Mom: " Hey Tony. Yo know yo mama called here looking for a hoe. *holds laugh*
Dad: " A HOE??!! A HOE??!! Who a damn hoe?? Ain't no hoes here! Who a hoe??
Dad: " why mama looking for hoe???"

Imgaine being a little kid listening to this conversation.
Anyway. Happy Fathers Day

I've been accepted into the surgical tech program atPiedmont Technical College.

I received my letter and I have to go to a meeting next week. I can't wait, I'm super excited!! I'm a little nervous though going back to school at my age but I know I can do it. With the help of the Lord I know I can do it.

My love of popcorn and Texas Pete all in one bag and its only one dollar.

Oh lawd lawdy lawdy. I've been waiting for this day since I was a young Juicy. Now my dream has come true and my life is complete.

Here is another cheer me and some bad ass kids used to sing.

U.g.l.y
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly
Woop woop!
You ugly

M.a.m.a
how you think you got that way
Yo mama
Woop woop
Yo mama

D.a.d.d.y
You don't even know that guy
Yo daddy
Woop woop
Yo daddy

S.t.a.n.k
Did you wash yo ass today?
You stank
Woop woop
you stank

C.u.t.e
Don't you wish you look like me?
I'm cute
woop woop
I'm cute

Lol yeah. Memories!

Why are you guys so easy to get along with? Men can carry on great conversations about any and everything.
Women, talk about people they don't like. All day long. I only have two of the coolest female friends ever. But everyone else...sheesh! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!