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Mizzjuicyflava
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake "The Laughing Corpse"

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Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - May 19th, 2013


" Oh no you didn't! "
" I know you ain't talking to me like that!"
" Oh you trippin! "
" Oh hell naw!!"
" Ooooooweeeee!!"
" Uh uhhhhhh!"
" Giirrrllll!!"
" Im feeling some type of way."
" Mmmm hmmmm!"
"Getcho story straight! "
" I'm in my feelings "
" Child Boo!"
"AAYYYYEEEEEEE!!"
"Bitch!"
"I'm a grown..ass...woman!"
"Don't get slapped!"
"Getcho ass back here!" - YellowisCOOL
"Uh naw bay." - BasedBubbus
"I'm fills(finna) teach you a lesson!" - Nor

Things A Sassy Black Woman Say


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - May 13th, 2013


And I'll tell you how much I love you.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - May 9th, 2013


So Mothers Day is coming this weekend and I just wanted to share this story.

One day my mama and I came home from some place I can't remember. I was 16/17 years old at the time. When she pulled up in the driveway, she noticed a bunch of spider webs hanging around the house. A spider occupied all ten of them. My mom was furious. She cannot stand spiders. My mama got out the car and ran into the house and one minute later she bursts through the door with a broom and a stance like a gladiator. She yelled out, " IM BOUT TO KILL SOME SPIDA ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

My mom went berserk around the are house, swinging and slashing spider webs! It was hilarious!!!! My mom was like a big brown ninja running around and hitting stuff.
I laughed so hard my sides were sore.
When she finished she stopped and took a deep breath and said, " They betta not brang their ass around here no moe!" Ha!!

Yep that's my mama! She is an awesome women!


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 28th, 2013


B! Its the second letter in the alphabet.
Can you say B????
B is for ball, bird, and butterfly!
Lets think of some words that start with the letter B!
Bass
Buck
Bear
Boy
Blue
Burger
Bully
Button
Boring
Black
Big

Lets Learn About The Letter B!


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 24th, 2013


Well my new hours on the job started this week and I am dead dog tired! Ooooweeee!!!! But the great thing is I get a TWO hour lunch. I can eat lunch and take a nap pay bills, go shopping or whatever. Its awesome. And I'm getting more money, so ill be able save up for a computer. I can finally stop using this raggedy ass phone.

Anyway, things are coming together quite well. Only God knows whats going to happen to me next, but I'll take it as it comes.

Anyway, whats been going on with all of you guys?????


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 22nd, 2013


Sooooooo...
A friend received a bouquet of flowers from a guy friend and she wanted to send him flowers. And the rest of us were like, a guy doesn't want flowers, He wants vagina. Then I said, it would nice to.send a man a bouquet of vaginas. All different sizes, colors and scents. Then we all laughed.
So a question for you men...would you like to receive a bouquet of vaginas? Why or why not?

It would be nice if someone would draw a bouquet of vaginas.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 20th, 2013


This cartoon freaked me out. But I loved it. My mom actually banned from watching it because sge thought it was disgusting. Yeah Mtv was awesome back then.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 9th, 2013


Selling a giant butt. In good shape. Round and wobbly. Needs a smaller younger body.
Make me an.offer and ill be more than glad to work a deal with you.
Contact me @ 555-555-5555.

Edit:
Yesterday at work, I backed up into my patient's walker and it got stuck to my butt.


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - April 4th, 2013


Its wonderful to be alive.

Btw I'm wearing my Easter dress in that pic. Its pretty

Its Wonderful


Posted by Mizzjuicyflava - March 6th, 2013


Some good, some bad.
Some of it is my fault, some isn't.
Most of it is business, a tiny portion is pleasure.
Its spiritual thing, but religion is exhausting! (Phew!)
Making another huge step in life, I'm a little afraid.

Once everything comes together, ill be back!
Smooches! <3

UPDATE :
I lost 3 lbs
I'm enrolled in college for the 20th time
I dyed my hair burgundy.
I'm sick
I made the Soup Squad crew out of construction paper.
Ok I'm gone again.

Got a lot going on at the moment...