Why are you guys so easy to get along with? Men can carry on great conversations about any and everything.
Women, talk about people they don't like. All day long. I only have two of the coolest female friends ever. But everyone else...sheesh! I don't think I can take it anymore!!!

" Oh no you didn't! "
" I know you ain't talking to me like that!"
" Oh you trippin! "
" Oh hell naw!!"
" Ooooooweeeee!!"
" Uh uhhhhhh!"
" Giirrrllll!!"
" Im feeling some type of way."
" Mmmm hmmmm!"
"Getcho story straight! "
" I'm in my feelings "
" Child Boo!"
"AAYYYYEEEEEEE!!"
"Bitch!"
"I'm a grown..ass...woman!"
"Don't get slapped!"
"Getcho ass back here!" - YellowisCOOL
"Uh naw bay." - BasedBubbus
"I'm fills(finna) teach you a lesson!" - Nor

And I'll tell you how much I love you.

So Mothers Day is coming this weekend and I just wanted to share this story.

One day my mama and I came home from some place I can't remember. I was 16/17 years old at the time. When she pulled up in the driveway, she noticed a bunch of spider webs hanging around the house. A spider occupied all ten of them. My mom was furious. She cannot stand spiders. My mama got out the car and ran into the house and one minute later she bursts through the door with a broom and a stance like a gladiator. She yelled out, " IM BOUT TO KILL SOME SPIDA ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

My mom went berserk around the are house, swinging and slashing spider webs! It was hilarious!!!! My mom was like a big brown ninja running around and hitting stuff.
I laughed so hard my sides were sore.
When she finished she stopped and took a deep breath and said, " They betta not brang their ass around here no moe!" Ha!!

Yep that's my mama! She is an awesome women!

B! Its the second letter in the alphabet.
Can you say B????
B is for ball, bird, and butterfly!
Lets think of some words that start with the letter B!
Bass
Buck
Bear
Boy
Blue
Burger
Bully
Button
Boring
Black
Big

Well my new hours on the job started this week and I am dead dog tired! Ooooweeee!!!! But the great thing is I get a TWO hour lunch. I can eat lunch and take a nap pay bills, go shopping or whatever. Its awesome. And I'm getting more money, so ill be able save up for a computer. I can finally stop using this raggedy ass phone.

Anyway, things are coming together quite well. Only God knows whats going to happen to me next, but I'll take it as it comes.

Anyway, whats been going on with all of you guys?????

Sooooooo...
A friend received a bouquet of flowers from a guy friend and she wanted to send him flowers. And the rest of us were like, a guy doesn't want flowers, He wants vagina. Then I said, it would nice to.send a man a bouquet of vaginas. All different sizes, colors and scents. Then we all laughed.
So a question for you men...would you like to receive a bouquet of vaginas? Why or why not?

It would be nice if someone would draw a bouquet of vaginas.

This cartoon freaked me out. But I loved it. My mom actually banned from watching it because sge thought it was disgusting. Yeah Mtv was awesome back then.

Selling a giant butt. In good shape. Round and wobbly. Needs a smaller younger body.
Make me an.offer and ill be more than glad to work a deal with you.
Contact me @ 555-555-5555.

Edit:
Yesterday at work, I backed up into my patient's walker and it got stuck to my butt.

Its wonderful to be alive.

Btw I'm wearing my Easter dress in that pic. Its pretty