I hate clothes and I hate shopping. You see something you like, you try it on, looks like shit on you.

And jeans???? Dont get me started!!! Every pair I try on is for women with no ass, thighs and hips. I have to go the expensive big girl store to get jeans that cover the booty. Having a huge butt sucks.

When it comes to shirts and blouses, big flower prints seems to pop up in my face. I dont want to wear a shirt with flowers and butterflies on it! I could wear party clothes and look like a ghetto hoochiemama. Ewwww gawd no!

Sometimes I wish I could wrap a bedsheet around meyself and call it a day.

EDIT: if I could get away with being nude, I want look like the naked black ladies in those 70's black velvet paintings.

I used to be a BBW Furry. Yep. When I was 17, I was in a yahoo group called Anime and Furry Plumpers. Basically it was group where people enjoyed anime and furry expansion art. There was also fanfiction too. But that was 10 yrs ago. Ten long years ago.

Anime Expansion

Yes I have a past. A horrible past.

I dont know if the title sounds right or not but I dont gave a damn.

Seriously! People get in a tizzy over the stupidest shit!! They fuss,complain, and cry over shit they can't do anything about. Then if I dont share the same feeling, I'm the bad guy. Sheesh!!!

Its not that I dont care, its just that, If I can't do anything about it, I'm not going to worry. I have issues I need to take care before I try to work on something or somone else.

"You are not voluntarily passionate about anything in life, that's your problem.! "

Oh I'm passionate! I'm passionate about not giving a fuck and living my life to the fullest!

A is for Alligator, Apple, Airplane, and Ant!

Miss. Juicyflava's first name starts with the letter A. Can you guess what it is??

Can you think of any other words that start with the letter A?

(I have to teach kids every week. We are going to do the alphabet.)

GUESS MISS. JUICYFLAVA'S LASTNAME!

A LIST OF SHIT:

1.Aight so I've been working a lot lately, so tired and busy. But I enjoy my job and I'm not going anywhere soon. Staying my ass. where I'm at.

2. Was supposed to start college in the fall of 2012,but due to Health Science admission changes, I'll have to wait till 2013. But no worries. I'm also eligible for a scholarship in 2013 so I'm going to apply for that. I have to go to some seminar to learn about the scholarship.

3. Lost 12 lbs since May. Having a healthy lifestyle is extremely worth it! Sometimes I do indulge in sweets, but its nothing too serious. I did eat a bacon sundae from Burger King, it was quite interesting.

4. Moving my ass out of my parent's house. I gotta get away from them!!!! Tomorrow I'm going to look at a few apartments, see what appeals to me.

5. I got my mini Afro dyed at the top. Ill post a pic of that later. If I feel like it.

6. I've been partying and going to a lot events this summer. Every week there always something to do or somewhere to go. I don't know where I find all the energy but I keep going.

7. I'm getting old as fuck. I drove for an hour on the interstate with my left blinker on the whole time.

8. A lot of women think I'm a Lesbians because of my hairdo. I've been approached a few times. Also a lot of white people think I'm African.

Well that's it for now. What have yall been up to?

EDIT: I dont have the fro anymore. My hair dresser /bestfriend put a straightener for natural hair in my hair. Now I have this Mohawk looking style. It makes me look younger.

I got sick looking at that globby ranch dressing bottle,so I made a new newspost. I make newsposts a lot so Im going to keep this one for two months, July 10th.

So...what would you like talk about? We can talk about whatever you want, I dont care.

EDIT: My Afro is growing back. Slowly but surely.

Look at this shit. Its been on the counter for over five days days. He won't throw it away.

EDIT: The weird shit people do. I just dont get it.

Just because you are NOT a christian, does not mean you are an evil person.

Just because your ARE a Christian, does not make you better than anyone else.

It amazes me how most non-believers treat others better than Christian folks. I'm not going to let a few crooked Bible bangers denounce my faith. No way.

Awhile back I made a newspost about this Asian girl. Here is another one.

After a shower at the gym, your main objective is to get dress and leave. But not for Miss Naked Asian Lady.

Today miss naked Asian girl stood beside me in her nakedness and started talking to me. She was standing really close and her boob brushed against me. I jumped and stared at her for a few seconds. Naked Asian girl kept talking like nothing happened.

This same girl does this all the time. While the other ladies are getting dress, she walks around with a towel on her head and talks to people. She is a very nice girl and funny too. But It just feel so weird when she stands so close to me.

I WAS TITTY TOUCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slug

Snail

spider

Caterpillar

Worm

Dirty Puppy

Grell Sutcliff

What do all these things have in common?

Also, here is a pic of my bedroom using instagram.